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22-08-08, 06:59 PM
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Its my nephews birthday ...
I got the little lad (will be 2 yrs old) a card, I'll post that (not that it will mean anything to him at 2!!
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22-08-08, 07:01 PM
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Re: Its my nephews birthday ...
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To my Darling sister, I have no interest in going to a 2yr olds birthday party and sitting thee like a plumb. Yours, Blue |
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22-08-08, 07:47 PM
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Re: Its my nephews birthday ...
Think that just about sums it up.
To be fair you were probably only a token invite, she wouldn't expect that type or journey.....or would she? |
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22-08-08, 07:58 PM
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Re: Its my nephews birthday ...
Give me 20 minutes, I'll find some broken needles from a clinic and ride over to infect you with a range of horrible diseases so that you'll be too sick to go.
HTH. |
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22-08-08, 08:00 PM
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Re: Its my nephews birthday ...
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Or on the other hand I could just SAY I was ill?!!? 
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22-08-08, 08:03 PM
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) and it said "when are you going to came and see me next?" ... so she is laying it on thick!! ... So I am not convinced it is token only ... she prolly realises I won't show mind ... 
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22-08-08, 08:03 PM
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I'm just being thorough. |
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22-08-08, 08:08 PM
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Re: Its my nephews birthday ...
Just be honest.
Tell her you can't be arsed |
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22-08-08, 08:12 PM
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Re: Its my nephews birthday ...
Dear sister,
I am saving my driving time for a Porsche I am about to buy, and am unable to use it at this time. Regards Blue_Porsche Easy! |
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22-08-08, 08:28 PM
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Re: Its my nephews birthday ...
Dear Sister.
Ive gone green and cant justify the carbon emissions to travel so far,so Im sending a video of me on the SV thrashing a GSXR round Silerstone instead.
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