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Old 22-08-08, 06:59 PM   #1
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Default Its my nephews birthday ...

I got the little lad (will be 2 yrs old) a card, I'll post that (not that it will mean anything to him at 2!! ).

But I've been invited to his birthday party ...

How do I tell his mum that I have no interest in driving for 6hrs to go to a 2yr olds birthday party and sitting there like a plumb listening to some kid/s screaming and pooing and weeing everywhere!

So I need a way to let her down easy ....

Or some class excuse ....

Any ideas mighty .org?!!?

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Old 22-08-08, 07:01 PM   #2
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How do I tell his mum that I have no interest in going to a 2yr olds birthday party and sitting thee like a plumb!
Easy,

To my Darling sister,

I have no interest in going to a 2yr olds birthday party and sitting thee like a plumb.

Yours,

Blue
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Old 22-08-08, 07:47 PM   #3
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Think that just about sums it up.

To be fair you were probably only a token invite, she wouldn't expect that type or journey.....or would she?
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Old 22-08-08, 07:58 PM   #4
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Give me 20 minutes, I'll find some broken needles from a clinic and ride over to infect you with a range of horrible diseases so that you'll be too sick to go.

HTH.
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Old 22-08-08, 08:00 PM   #5
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Give me 20 minutes, I'll find some broken needles from a clinic and ride over to infect you with a range of horrible diseases so that you'll be too sick to go.

HTH.
Or on the other hand I could just SAY I was ill?!!?
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Old 22-08-08, 08:03 PM   #6
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Think that just about sums it up.

To be fair you were probably only a token invite, she wouldn't expect that type or journey.....or would she?
In my card my nephew sent me for my birthday (well his mum did on his behalf obviously ) and it said "when are you going to came and see me next?" ... so she is laying it on thick!! ... So I am not convinced it is token only ... she prolly realises I won't show mind ...
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Old 22-08-08, 08:03 PM   #7
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Or on the other hand I could just SAY I was ill?!!?
You could, but what if they check?

I'm just being thorough.
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Old 22-08-08, 08:08 PM   #8
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Just be honest.

Tell her you can't be arsed
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Old 22-08-08, 08:12 PM   #9
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Dear sister,

I am saving my driving time for a Porsche I am about to buy, and am unable to use it at this time.

Regards
Blue_Porsche

Easy!
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Old 22-08-08, 08:28 PM   #10
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Dear Sister.
Ive gone green and cant justify the carbon emissions to travel so far,so Im sending a video of me on the SV thrashing a GSXR round Silerstone instead.
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