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Old 13-10-08, 09:36 AM   #1
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Default Hitting a deer at 140mph in a 3 Series (A bit Gross)

So your doing 140mph down the autobahn and out pops a deer, you hit it, the engine cuts out and you roll to a stop.

You look around and see a few signs of blood but no deer.........

Where could it possibly be you wonder............

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Old 13-10-08, 09:37 AM   #2
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yeah that there is your problem lol...
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Old 13-10-08, 09:37 AM   #3
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Yeegh - so did it die?
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Old 13-10-08, 09:41 AM   #4
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Hmm, I am not sure resting it on the engine counts as cooking.

Hope you were all right though, looks like it did some damage.

Kind of feel sorry for the poor sap Mechanic who has to pull that out of there.
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Old 13-10-08, 09:49 AM   #5
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Hope you were all right though, looks like it did some damage.
Wasnt me, as much as I would enjoy driving a 3 series down a german Autobahn at 140mph
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Old 13-10-08, 09:49 AM   #6
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Doe!
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Old 13-10-08, 09:52 AM   #7
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That is absolutely nuts....
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Old 13-10-08, 09:53 AM   #8
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Old 13-10-08, 09:54 AM   #9
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Venison, anyone?
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Old 13-10-08, 09:56 AM   #10
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must av been late for a stag night.

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