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01-11-08, 10:11 AM
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Trick or treat stories.
1. Doorbell rings, I answer and a swarm of horrible blackmailers dressed as children demand; "Trick or treat!", I say; "I'll have a treat please", confusion holds for just a moment and then a tiny girl gives me a bar of chocolate. Soho Massive suggest I should feel guilty, however taste of chocolate causes me to forget all thoughts of conscience etc.
2. Get text last night as follows: I've painted my wellies silver and left them out the front tonight, little b******s won't ring my bell if they think Gary Glitter lives here.
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01-11-08, 11:01 AM
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Re: Trick or treat stories.
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01-11-08, 11:13 AM
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Re: Trick or treat stories.
Little barstewards ripped the wipers off every other car in the street
 And proper ripped off, taken half the arm assembly with it too.Didn't even get the option of trick or treat, everyone just got trick
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01-11-08, 11:26 AM
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Re: Trick or treat stories.
all the cars at the front car park were egged last night - ours was round the back.
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01-11-08, 01:05 PM
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Re: Trick or treat stories.
A guy on Pistonheads ran after some kids that egged his house, with a pack of 6 of his own, caught them down an alleyway and egged them back
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01-11-08, 03:35 PM
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