Captainstupidhead - SV650.org

18-03-09, 12:15 PM

I have been an utter idiot this morning. Driving the van far too fast through an estate, i clipped a parked van with my mirror. I'm not a very nice guy so i just drove on, when a load of people ran out of a house shouting at me. They were all a lot larger then me and i got scared, so i drove off even faster! But because i am a total retard, i didn't realise that not only am i driving a very easily identifiable vehicle, but i am delivering to the same estate all day. So surely it was inevitable that i was getting into trouble!
10 minutes later an audi handbrake turns in front of me, 2 guys jump out, 2 more cars stop beside and behind me and i am surrounded by lots of very angry dudes!
I got out of having my head kicked in somehow, mostly by groveling like a weasel i'm afraid to say and really i'm quite happy that i was just pushed around and shouted at a lot.
I'm still suprised i'm not bleeding anywhere! Bloody deserve it, but i wasn't expecting the whole estate to get involved!

18-03-09, 12:17 PM

Well, you deserve it to be honest, for driving off and not stopping.

Would have scared the hell out of me though!

18-03-09, 12:23 PM

Trouble is if you'd have stopped straight away you might still have got a kicking. People do get carried away very easily. Must've be very scary. Dunno what I'd have done in your situation. I'd like to think I'd stop, but who knows until it happens.

Dave20046 · 18-03-09, 12:24 PM

lesson learned?

Glad you're okay though.

18-03-09, 12:50 PM

Who's a lucky lad then!

I would have been pooing myself I think

Drew Carey · 18-03-09, 12:51 PM

The moral of the story.......you clearly need some lessons in how to evade capture!!! HTH

Paul the 6th · 18-03-09, 12:55 PM

If I'd seen people coming out of the house I would probably have stopped to appologise and offer money, drink or my body

having said that, I can probably handle a van better than you, so would have gotten away

(and then returned later in the day to appologise with said crate of beer, bottle of wine and flowers)

18-03-09, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Warthog

Well, you deserve it to be honest, for driving off and not stopping.

I couldn't agree more! I even took off my glasses cos i didn't want them getting smashed
Lesson learnt? Hell yeah!

18-03-09, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drew Carey

The moral of the story.......you clearly need some lessons in how to evade capture!!! HTH

Lol! Now if only we had a special forces type character around...

18-03-09, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by vardypeeps

Who's a lucky lad then!

I would have been pooing myself I think

+1

I would have been SO scared. Glad you're ok though.

18-03-09, 12:15 PM	#1
captainsmelly Guest Posts: n/a	Captainstupidhead I have been an utter idiot this morning. Driving the van far too fast through an estate, i clipped a parked van with my mirror. I'm not a very nice guy so i just drove on, when a load of people ran out of a house shouting at me. They were all a lot larger then me and i got scared, so i drove off even faster! But because i am a total retard, i didn't realise that not only am i driving a very easily identifiable vehicle, but i am delivering to the same estate all day. So surely it was inevitable that i was getting into trouble! 10 minutes later an audi handbrake turns in front of me, 2 guys jump out, 2 more cars stop beside and behind me and i am surrounded by lots of very angry dudes! I got out of having my head kicked in somehow, mostly by groveling like a weasel i'm afraid to say and really i'm quite happy that i was just pushed around and shouted at a lot. I'm still suprised i'm not bleeding anywhere! Bloody deserve it, but i wasn't expecting the whole estate to get involved!

18-03-09, 12:17 PM	#2
Warthog Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Captainstupidhead Well, you deserve it to be honest, for driving off and not stopping. Would have scared the hell out of me though!

18-03-09, 12:23 PM	#3
petevtwin650 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Captainstupidhead Trouble is if you'd have stopped straight away you might still have got a kicking. People do get carried away very easily. Must've be very scary. Dunno what I'd have done in your situation. I'd like to think I'd stop, but who knows until it happens.

18-03-09, 12:24 PM	#4
Dave20046 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sheffield Posts: 10,274	Re: Captainstupidhead lesson learned? Glad you're okay though. __________________

18-03-09, 12:50 PM	#5
vardypeeps Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Captainstupidhead Who's a lucky lad then! I would have been pooing myself I think

18-03-09, 12:51 PM	#6
Drew Carey Not Fizzwheel Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Brum Posts: 1,780	Re: Captainstupidhead The moral of the story.......you clearly need some lessons in how to evade capture!!! HTH __________________ My Bike Now Doesn't Have a Motor....Just Pedals!!!! Hovis RIP Buddy - 13/08/1975 - 03/10/2009 "Feckinnnn Unluckkeeeeeeee"

18-03-09, 12:55 PM	#7
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: Captainstupidhead If I'd seen people coming out of the house I would probably have stopped to appologise and offer money, drink or my body having said that, I can probably handle a van better than you, so would have gotten away (and then returned later in the day to appologise with said crate of beer, bottle of wine and flowers) __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..