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timwilky · 23-03-09, 09:22 AM

I saw it all yesterday.

I know times are hard, money is tight, it was mothers day and the flower shops are ripping off guilt ridden kids who feel the need to visit mum in her care home etc.

There was I walking Jasper (well taking him out so he won't poo on my lawn) when along side me pulls up an 08 plate beemer. The passenger jumps out and runs across the road to the banking that looks lovely at this time of year with hundreds of daffodils, (goes off all Wordsworthy like an old fart).

She grabs armfuls of the things. runs back to the beemer and he is off with a wheelspin trying not to draw attention to the fact they have just nicked at least a hundred daffs.

I then had to smile as I passed the florists 50 yrds on with buckets of daffs for sale and thought why bother when you can get them for free up the road if you have the brass neck to simply pick them.

Dave20046 · 23-03-09, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by timwilky

I saw it all yesterday.

I know times are hard, money is tight, it was mothers day and the flower shops are ripping off guilt ridden kids who feel the need to visit mum in her care home etc.

There was I walking Jasper (well taking him out so he won't poo on my lawn) when along side me pulls up an 08 plate beemer. The passenger jumps out and runs across the road to the banking that looks lovely at this time of year with hundreds of daffodils, (goes off all Wordsworthy like an old fart).

She grabs armfuls of the things. runs back to the beemer and he is off with a wheelspin trying not to draw attention to the fact they have just nicked at least a hundred daffs.

I then had to smile as I passed the florists 50 yrds on with buckets of daffs for sale and thought why bother when you can get them for free up the road if you have the brass neck to simply pick them.

Guess what the florist drives

23-03-09, 10:15 AM

yeah id you ever think that it was the flower shop

no one would ever suspect them

gruntygiggles · 23-03-09, 10:49 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......that's so funny. I gave my mum Daffs....do every year as it's all she wants but I only had to pat £1 for two big bunches in Morrissons!

23-03-09, 10:55 AM

There weren't many to be seen in the Cathedral's graveyard yesterday morning despite there being a fine display on Friday evening

23-03-09, 09:22 AM	#1
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	cheeky buggers I saw it all yesterday. I know times are hard, money is tight, it was mothers day and the flower shops are ripping off guilt ridden kids who feel the need to visit mum in her care home etc. There was I walking Jasper (well taking him out so he won't poo on my lawn) when along side me pulls up an 08 plate beemer. The passenger jumps out and runs across the road to the banking that looks lovely at this time of year with hundreds of daffodils, (goes off all Wordsworthy like an old fart). She grabs armfuls of the things. runs back to the beemer and he is off with a wheelspin trying not to draw attention to the fact they have just nicked at least a hundred daffs. I then had to smile as I passed the florists 50 yrds on with buckets of daffs for sale and thought why bother when you can get them for free up the road if you have the brass neck to simply pick them. __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

23-03-09, 10:15 AM	#3
chompy Guest Posts: n/a	Re: cheeky buggers yeah id you ever think that it was the flower shop no one would ever suspect them

23-03-09, 10:49 AM	#4
gruntygiggles DaffyGingerBint Mega Poster Join Date: May 2008 Location: Melksham Posts: 1,577	Re: cheeky buggers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......that's so funny. I gave my mum Daffs....do every year as it's all she wants but I only had to pat £1 for two big bunches in Morrissons! __________________ 2012 Welsh TT http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=171244 RIP Hovie baby

23-03-09, 10:55 AM	#5
Jabba Guest Posts: n/a	Re: cheeky buggers There weren't many to be seen in the Cathedral's graveyard yesterday morning despite there being a fine display on Friday evening

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