I am not a miracle worker

[timwilky]

the lad has just turned up.

"I have bumped my van"


"Damage?"

"just a bit of plastic that I pushed back in"


so I have a quick look

Front bumper
front panel
grill panel
bonnet
o/s front wing
o/s front headlamp

so much for a bit of plastic

Can I fix it for him.

Yes right of course I can. Pulling the front panel will not be too much of a problem, as far as I can see by eye it looks as if the hinge panel is in by about an inch , but everything else is parts. He might be able to find second hand but I will still have to fit and spray them for him etc.

Damm kids, I hate doing bodywork and have not done it properly for the last 20 years. I pulled the boot floor of my brothers van 2 weeks ago after some numpty ran in the back of him and settled in cash. So at least the portapower is full of oil and at the top of the heap at the back of the garage. I need to talk nicely to the local painters to match me a couple of litre of paint etc.

damm that is my easter blown if I can get the parts

I had a slip last week, can you fix mine too please Tim?

[Paul the 6th]

I stubbed my toes yesterday - do you know anything about chiropody?

I've got this bunch of water, and what I'd really like is some wine...

The responsibilities that fall on "The Senior Member"---------MOG's x 2

[SoulKiss]

Can you stop the Soho Massive crashing?

[Spiderman]

Oh and i said a lot of prayers for a sunny Bank Holiday Weekend....when will you get round to fixing that too?

If you could sharpen the countersink bit of my drill by telepathy, as well as find where the hell that mystery cable is going to in my loft, that would greatly help my DIY tomorrow. Thanks.

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

Can you stop the Soho Massive crashing?

He just said, he's not a miricale worker!!

oh, btw, can you fit a hagon rear shock for me, and while your there you might aswell remove the swinging arm and grease all the bearings and linkages. Can you do the spark plugs too?

cheeeeeerrrrssss fella