Sisters wedding tomorrow

[Jayneflakes]

Yeah, my lil five foot baby sis is getting married to a six foot three Karate instructor and I have to be there for the practice tomorrow afternoon before the big day on Saturday.

Sis and chap are a beautiful couple and chances are I am going to cry. They have asked me to read out a couple of poems of my choice in the church and I have found some really lovely ones, not too soppy, but still nice.

Should be a great laugh.

My Brother will be leaving the wedding with my Mother. He left his wife of six years, two months ago to be with his Girlfriend and their brand new baby daughter. The girlfriend has kicked him out!

My Father and Step Mother think that Carol and I will very soon be splitting up because and I quote

Originally Posted by Parents

Lesbian relationships don't work!

My Mother is bringing her chap with her and they are both Buddhists. Should be fun when they meet the catholic Grooms family.

My sister's In Laws don't approve of Carol and I because we are bikers with a dirty great big dangerous sports Bike!

This is an all day event and there are not enough drugs in the world to make this day chilled out. There is going to be a fight.

Most likely cause will be Me thumping the Catholic family members, for telling me I will burn for my deviant life style. Yes, I have that already...

Mainly, I am really looking forwards to it. My sister and her chap are lovely and we are very close, but I feel strangely ambivalent about the wedding. It is almost like I don't want to go. Oh well, worse things happen at sea!

Aahhhh gotta love weddings.....

Best bet would be to enjoy the occasion, be there for your sis and completely ignore everyone else. Oh and make it obvious about how madly in love with Carol you are (shouldn't be too hard hehe ).

I find family weddings are a pain in the ****. We deliberately didn't go to the last one as we couldn't be bothered with all the aggro that came with it, we don't regret it at all after hearing some of the ructions that occurred anyway lol.

Have a fun time

If they start on you about being gay then you can always say 'Logs and splinters, my dear. I hear child abuse is rampant in the Church of Rome'

[Geodude]

Hope it goes well for your sister and her fella, also hope all the possible hastle is left at home and they all think of your sister first because its your sisters day and not their day to spoil.

[gruntygiggles]

Originally Posted by Geodude

Hope it goes well for your sister and her fella, also hope all the possible hastle is left at home and they all think of your sister first because its your sisters day and not their day to spoil.

+1

My repsonse to anything

"I'm sorry, I didn't think today was about you"!

Hope you enjoy it hun and your sister and her fella have a fab day.

[Bibio]

sounds like it will be a good day.

dont take the bait. you will be fine. smile and opologise for being such a dirt lezzer , they dont expect that. what they expect is for you to retaliate and make their day.

but most of all ENJOY the occasion. its your sister and her hubby to-bee that are of most concern as its their day.

may their marriage be a long a prosperous one.

[Bri w]

GG nailed it!

Then, after the wedding, go and give all the 'straight' women a tongue job.

Originally Posted by Bibio

Smile and apologise for being such a dirty lezzer , they dont expect that.

That is probably the best advice I have ever heard on the org. Loving It......

There's a signature quote if ever I saw one.

Originally Posted by Bri w

GG nailed it!

Then, after the wedding, go and give all the 'straight' women a tongue job.

And right there is the worst advice I have ever seen on the org. Hahaha

[yorkie_chris]

Sounds like a good day out, can I come along? Haven't had a good punch up in ages!