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Old 18-05-09, 10:07 PM   #1
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Default how to get more than 100%

how to give more than 100%

Mathematics: From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh*t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
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Old 18-05-09, 10:20 PM   #2
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awesome! i like it.
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Old 18-05-09, 10:24 PM   #3
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*cough* joke thread *cough*
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Old 18-05-09, 11:28 PM   #4
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did i lose?
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Old 18-05-09, 11:29 PM   #5
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*cough* joke thread *cough*
haha i didnt really consider it a joke
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Old 18-05-09, 11:39 PM   #6
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Wow this is both ingenious and amazing at the same time!

11/10
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Old 18-05-09, 11:46 PM   #7
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Purely genius
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Old 19-05-09, 12:02 AM   #8
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love it--

it is my biggest hate folk who say I gave it 150% !!

aaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh
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Old 19-05-09, 01:03 AM   #9
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love it--

it is my biggest hate folk who say I gave it 150% !!

aaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh

on Britian has very much talent the mother of that break dancing kid said, 'he gives 150%... at least, sometimes more'
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Old 19-05-09, 08:19 AM   #10
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love it--

it is my biggest hate folk who say I gave it 150% !!

aaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh
its all relative, it is possible to give 150% relative to a previous attempt.
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