odd/funny things a stranger has said..

So, I was in Morrisons at 8am this morning buying a box of gingerbread men to take to work. This box was see-through and clearly said "gingerbread men".

Im now queing up to pay at the check-out when the man standing in front of me turns around, looks at the box and says to me:

"oo are those jelly babies?"
Me: "no..they are gingerbread men.."
Man: "oh. oh! thats what I was thinking of"
Me: "ok.."

Then he promptly turned around as if the conversation never happened



Anyone else had funny / odd / weird conversations with a passing stranger?

Maria

Old lady turned round to me in the bank one day and said "youve such a pretty face, itd look better without that bit of metal stuck in it" (had my lip/chin pierced)

Few times ive had "Are they real? " (meaning my paw print tattoos)

"Do you draw your tattoos on each morning?"

Sure I do!

walking to the pub with my mate, met an old bearded irish guy who engaged us in conversation:

"tell be boys, have you ever thought about... vertical lift? *extends arms* whoosh! straight up there! and i havent even put my sunglasses on yet!"

"im the most rock n roll piece of sh!t on this planet... and i havent even put my sunglasses on yet!!"

dno what he was on but i want some

[Mr Speirs]

Was in a cinema once and a little pikey kid about 6 years old ran up to me and said in the strongest pikey voice:

Where'd ya get tha? (pointing at my bottle of fanta

Sainsbury's

Oh...Im guna go steal sam papcorn

A bloke in a queue once opened up with "The spoons are hot today."

Assuming he was a spy trying to make contact I replied "The moon is high over Moscow."

And he looked at me like I was the loony!

in the que for the titanic movie years ago in belfast the woman in front ask the girl behind the counter "is it true it sinks in the end" ps the cinima was 3 miles from harland and wolf

Not really on topic but on overheard what not to says.....

Flight back from Tenerife one christmas. 30000ft rollercoaster flight

Slightly pale woman corners Cabin crew....

Slightly pale Woman: Is it often like this?
Cabin Crew: No This is quite bad actually....

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by Tiger 55

A bloke in a queue once opened up with "The spoons are hot today."

Assuming he was a spy trying to make contact I replied "The moon is high over Moscow."

And he looked at me like I was the loony!

Aha!!!! You sir have given yourself away as being a spy!!!! Quick someone grab him, he's spying on all of us!!!

"Are you a man or a woman?"
In my bodybuilding days!