The weirdest thing I have done in a long time

Okay picture the scene , been working very hard last few months , I have a new woman (the Badgeress) and things are still new . I was in work today and practically falling asleep on the spot . I get myself home on the bike and park it like it`s on fire (abandoned at a funny angle on the driveway) and trudge upstairs to bed for a small nap . These small naps are famous in work due to me telling people that I went for a quick snooze and woke up the next day after way too many hours asleep .

Anyhoooooo , I bunch the pillows up , find a nice cool spot on the bed and drift away ............ the next minute I am woken by my mobile ringing and the Badgeress is Pi$$ing herself laughing , I can`t make any sense of it at all and am getting a bit grumpy with not getting anything out of her in this conversation , she is trying hard but keeps breaking out in peels of laughter and the phone held to her chest as she rips up again in tears .

I get it out of her eventually , "Apparently" she called me and I answered the phone in my sleep and was snoring , she was shouting at me to wake up down the phone and I was answering her back in snores in a kind of "Badgery Snore Speak" , this has amused her no end and I`ve been teased by text all night now

all i can say is... Oh My God.....

whats it gonna be like in the wigwam?!?!?!

I do have an Anti-Snoring device that I wear in company I may hasten to add

Originally Posted by xXBADGERXx

I do have an Anti-Snoring device that I wear in company I may hasten to add

lol that is hardcore!
i hope you realise that you will now be a legend amongst all her friends and family because of this
girls like to talk

[Bibio]

i have anti snoring devices as well...

Quality read, gave a chuckle! Don't snore!

Badger I`ve heard your snoring, I doubt there`s an anti snoring device known to man that will quieten you up

I`ve fallen asleep on the phone in the middle of a conversation (obv a boring one!) but not quite given it the snoring lol

Yeah but I actually answered the phone and was snoring from the beginning , I didn`t even say hello or anything ..... and where the hell have you heard my snoring , the only place I fell asleep and snored was on the Hardy Bikers 2 ?

You started to snore when you fell asleep on both NW3.5 and NW4 (I think it was)

Originally Posted by xXBADGERXx

I do have an Anti-Snoring device that I wear in company I may hasten to add

Staying awake?