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03-11-09, 08:23 AM
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Americans: Honest but stupid...
Shamelessly ripped from PH...
Police in Wisconsin have busted 49-year-old Mary Strey for drunk driving - after she called 911 from her car to report herself. The 911 call ran as follows: Dispatcher: Clark County 911 Mary Strey: Somebody's really drunk driving down Granton Road... Dispatcher: ...Which way are they going? Mary Strey: They are going, um... Dispatcher: Towards Granton or towards Neillsville? Mary Strey: Towards Granton Dispatcher: Okay are you behind them, or... Mary Strey: No, I am them Dispatcher: You am them? Mary Strey: Yes, I am them Dispatcher: Okay, so you want to call and report that you're driving drunk? Mary Strey: Yes Police say Strey did pull over when the dispatcher asked her to stop, and she was arrested after she failed a 'field sobriety test'. The officer's report: http://ftpcontent.worldnow.com/wqow/..._complaint.pdf 
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03-11-09, 09:00 AM
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Re: Americans: Honest but stupid...
Kind of takes the fun out of it really
 It's more exciting when it's kind of a 'suprise' ! 
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03-11-09, 11:12 AM
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03-11-09, 11:26 AM
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Re: Americans: Honest but stupid...
Where's the big chase - no good without that.
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03-11-09, 04:50 PM
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Re: Americans: Honest but stupid...
My god! Why would you actaully phone in and say you were drunk?!?!??
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03-11-09, 04:57 PM
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Re: Americans: Honest but stupid...
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03-11-09, 05:19 PM
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Re: Americans: Honest but stupid...
I always think America is such a backward country doing their field sobriety tests.
You only see people fail them miserably when people are blotto, but what happens if you are only just over the limt? 
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03-11-09, 05:23 PM
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If someone passes the breath test and there is no one enarby training in carrying out a FIT then it's very difficult to prove anything. |
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03-11-09, 05:28 PM
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03-11-09, 05:36 PM
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Re: Americans: Honest but stupid...
looks fake to me, but was funny.
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