SV650.org - SV650 & Gladius 650 Forum



Idle Banter For non SV and non bike related chat (and the odd bit of humour - but if any post isn't suitable it'll get deleted real quick).
There's also a "U" rating so please respect this. Newbies can also say "hello" here too.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 07-12-08, 04:46 PM   #1
gettin2dizzy
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Old people and technology

Anyone had olds trying to grasp technology in a rather unusual way?
A few of my own:

I told my grandma I'd send her an email when I went away. She told me to phone her first to tell her I'm sending one so she could put the computer on- otherwise she wouldn't get it!

My dad uses 'text speak' acronyms (lol, btw etc) but doesn't seem to realise they have to be established. DYFMUFAGOG? may well be 'do you fancy meeting up for a game of golf' ...
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-08, 04:50 PM   #2
aarond
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Old people and technology

Quote:
Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy View Post
DYFMUFAGOG? may well be 'do you fancy meeting up for a game of golf' ...
I got that, it was easy . then again im young!

I do know what you mean though got step mums dad a dvd player and dvd's plugged all in checked was all working, etc. Showed him how to use it tv channel changed automatically etc. Left him to it, a couple of days later phone call. DVD player isnt working, go round and check put in all his dvd's we got him all work. Puzzled he comes through "oh..... i put them in with the shiny side up"

Last edited by aarond; 07-12-08 at 04:56 PM.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-08, 04:53 PM   #3
Bluepete
Member
Mega Poster
 
Bluepete's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ex motorcyclist
Posts: 1,961
Default Re: Old people and technology

Like this?
Bluepete is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-08, 04:56 PM   #4
Dangerous Dave
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Old people and technology

My old man is ranting and raving about Blu-ray, he's only recently started changing over to DVD.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-08, 05:07 PM   #5
Lozzo
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Old people and technology

Quote:
Originally Posted by ad53ggz View Post
I got that, it was easy . then again im young!
Must be my age. I read it as "Do you fancy meeting up for a good old g*******"?"

Not something I'd expect my dad to be asking, but who knows what goes on in a 78 year old pension-gimmer's mnd.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-08, 05:08 PM   #6
Gene genie
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Old people and technology

never a good combination i find.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-08, 05:11 PM   #7
aarond
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Old people and technology

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lozzo View Post
Must be my age. I read it as "Do you fancy meeting up for a good old g*******"?"

Not something I'd expect my dad to be asking, but who knows what goes on in a 78 year old pension-gimmer's mnd.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-08, 05:22 PM   #8
fizzwheel
Super Moderator
Mega Poster
 
fizzwheel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Somerset
Posts: 3,614
Default Re: Old people and technology

Mine are banned from having a computer or anything resembling one. Life is much easier that way.
__________________
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

K5 GSXR 750 Anniversary Edition
fizzwheel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-08, 05:25 PM   #9
CoolGirl
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Old people and technology

I get around the problem by having a 12 year-old with me at all times. i lent him out to another old lady on the train the other day - he dialled a number on her mobile phone for her.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-08, 09:28 PM   #10
embee
Member
Mega Poster
 
embee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Warwickshire
Posts: 2,804
Default Re: Old people and technology

Hey Coolgirl, I've got a chimney needs sweeping, any chance of a borrow???
__________________
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"
embee is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
another question for the technology gods regarding HDD caddys Paul the 6th Idle Banter 15 08-01-09 03:36 PM
Technology and the Human Race Razor Idle Banter 0 07-05-07 09:24 PM
Technology can get you busted! Razor Idle Banter 5 31-10-06 06:17 PM
Can you believe some people!!!! Jimmy2Feet Bikes - Talk & Issues 35 07-08-06 09:01 AM
Scottish technology. quikstu Idle Banter 5 06-02-06 06:17 PM


All times are GMT. The time now is 12:11 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® - Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.