Home alone!!! Need entertainment!!

Blokey is on his crimbo work party and i'm by myself. Totally bored!!

I have made myself a fish finger sandwich and i can't have a glass or two as i am the midnight taxi service for when they're all falling out of the hotel.

This is going to be an entertainment thread. Any jokes, funny pics or videos welcome to help me survive the next 3 & 1/2 hours!!!

Looks like i'll have to entertain myself...

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

a webcam and a chat room is always fun

Originally Posted by TheOnlyNemesis

a webcam and a chat room is always fun

Lol. From experience??

This looks like fun...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgP8uE4Cxh0

[DarrenSV650S]

Originally Posted by metalmonkey

This looks like fun...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgP8uE4Cxh0

shooting magazines?

Originally Posted by metalmonkey

This looks like fun...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgP8uE4Cxh0

FPMSL!!!!!!! You have to love Family Guy!!!

I was in an argument with the OH recently trying to decide what was funnier...FG or friends?

I say FG, he says friends. I say he's wrong. He says yes mistress. Lol, just kidding. Thanks for the link. Nearly wet myself!!

Originally Posted by krazykim

FPMSL!!!!!!! You have to love Family Guy!!!

I was in an argument with the OH recently trying to decide what was funnier...FG or friends?

I say FG, he says friends. I say he's wrong. He says yes mistress. Lol, just kidding. Thanks for the link. Nearly wet myself!!

Awesome, party will be fun tomorrow I have memerised some family guy lines, its not my fault i blame my friend for getting my hooked on the show.

http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs...pc,ann+summers

Originally Posted by Lozzo

http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs...pc,ann+summers