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Old 03-01-10, 10:49 PM   #1
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Willies, c*cks, wangers, love sausages, call them what you will.

Who's actually into the outlandishly large ones, or even those bigger than a large salami? As not mentioned in another thread, I'm not - I prefer some but not too much.

Just something that's been going through my mind* since a close friend, who is a very nice size decided he wants bigger and is looking at surgical possibilities.

What's the attraction, I just can't see it? To me it just means the poor boy will be resting it on his knees when he gets to 50, and before then he'll be plagued by back troubles.

*This is a lie.
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Old 03-01-10, 10:53 PM   #2
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Part of the problem for us guys is that we compare our own to the outlandish ones we see in porn and hence feel inferior to them, not to the average man.

I dont go about asking the average man to compare schlongs you see. Just in case anyone thought i did.
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Now I've seen it all......
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Old 03-01-10, 11:06 PM   #4
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But i didnt even get it all out yet!
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Old 03-01-10, 11:07 PM   #5
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Just something that's been going through my mind* since a close friend, who is a very nice size decided he wants bigger and is looking at surgical possibilities.

*This is a lie.
what is a lie, that it's been going through your mind ?

In this day and age women have equal rights, nearly as many as men. Waits for a bite
So women can think about the size of a mans wanger as much as men think about boobie doubies. (oYo)
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Old 03-01-10, 11:08 PM   #6
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Now I've seen it all......
That's what she said...
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Old 03-01-10, 11:11 PM   #7
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So women can think about the size of a mans wanger as much as men think about boobie doubies. (oYo)
Well indeed.
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Old 03-01-10, 11:20 PM   #8
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This thread made me smile out loud thank you
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Old 03-01-10, 11:23 PM   #9
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Old 03-01-10, 11:28 PM   #10
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Well my wife handles loads of them every day and she says she still looks forward to coming home......so there!
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