Swearing

I went on the V*sordowm Forum (why?) and, despite normally having the charm of a drunken stevedore found myself missing the SV650 U-rating. There's only so many cfuk's, tish's and cnut's one can accommodate!

Makes me want to give up sw**ring in real life.

Any good ideas how?

replace them bakery items like they do at gbbikers, you stupid scone lol.

[yorkie_chris]

On barryboys forum they had "talk like a pirate" day and set an autocorrect to replace all the swears with piratey terms. It was hilarious.

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

On barryboys forum they had "talk like a pirate" day and set an autocorrect to replace all the swears with piratey terms. It was hilarious.

But then barryboys are a law unto themselves.

FFF section rocks!!

[Jayneflakes]

I swear like a trooper, mind you Dad was in the forces for years while I was growing up, but I find that I make a concious effort not to do so around my In-Laws and step-son. After a while I find that I have to go some where private and have a really filthy shout on my own, it gets out the frustration that a harsh swear can release. Mind you, if sea gulls could talk, the ones that rest on the roof at the back of work would have learned a few choice words in the last few days.

[Paul the 6th]

stop ****ing whinging i need to cut down on it as well to be honest. I've got a mouth like a toilet... and i swear alot as well

I like the bakery idea, being a chef! I tried pirate talk at work once, but being in Dorset oi just soundid loike one uv are local yokels.

[Jayneflakes]

Being a cosmopolitan Euro type I have spoken to many travellers from other countries about swearing and have traded some good ones. Swearing in other languages is fun, helps you make foreign friends and will make you look cool in the pub with some wicked Italian swearing. Personally I like swearing in German, it has a real harsh sound to it, despite it not being as rude as swearing in English.

At one time I was able to swear and curse in Polish, Czech, Italian, Spanish, French and German. Sadly I only knew how to swear in these languages and could not even say hello in most of them. I suddenly feel so very common... I'll get my coat.

My missus tells me off for swearing, but does a fair bit herself. F'in get over it, I say, ya b'tard.