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Old 09-03-10, 01:59 PM   #1
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Default Any doctors or nurses on here?

Not for a game, sorry.

As in title I need to get a nurse or doctor to answer a quick easy question regarding a nasogastric tube, can anybody help?
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Old 09-03-10, 02:03 PM   #2
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Dont sneeze????
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Old 09-03-10, 02:06 PM   #3
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Noted lol.
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Old 09-03-10, 04:40 PM   #4
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Yep I can help if you still need it?
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Old 09-03-10, 04:43 PM   #5
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In the nose...


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Old 09-03-10, 05:07 PM   #6
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Speedy Claire you have PM.
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Old 09-03-10, 05:30 PM   #7
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Dont sneeze????
Sorry
At the risk of sounding sniffy. Please remember nasogastric tubes get right up your nose, so flippant comments are hard to swallow. I just can't stomach them.


P.S. Any suggestions of connecting a nasogastric tube to a helium balloon to create ultra-squeaky farts will be ignored.

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Old 09-03-10, 06:13 PM   #8
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Default Re: Any doctors or nurses on here?

keith - it's a bit worrying that you have so many nasogastric tube oneliners!
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