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Is it on youtube?
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that's not fair i think they should put all the welsh in prison as well then
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It's the last line about being accompanied to court by his new girlfriend. You can just imagine the conversation .... "So do you have any sexual diseases?", "No but I've been intimate with a dog", maybe she thought he was referring to a rough lass from a nightclub and not really - a dog, as in a real dog, not just a bit rough round the edges but, yes, a real woof woof. The video rolls in court , "So, your rocket has been in a dog then?", "yer I said so", "And you've now had sex with me", "yep". Not being a women but if I were I think I may have issues with this
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I just cant believe he has a 'new girlfriend', she justs accepts his past ???, or did he just tie her up outside the court and pick her up after
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bastid didnt even buy the dog flowers...
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Oh man, that's ruff!
I know dogs have pleading, big eyes, but they're not pleading for THAT kind of action! Man's best friend? Maybe, but even Lassie would have trouble telling someone about that. "Woof woof" "What's that Lassie, you've been sexually penetrated causing unnecessary suffering under the Sexual Offences Act and Animal Welfare Act" "Woof" Pete ![]()
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Official "Dumbass of the Year" 2011 (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Deal with it... |
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WTF LW hes putting shades on over another pair of shades?!?!?!!?!?
lmao blue pete :P Its sick this tho!! |
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Just another local shaggey dog story.
Hi James. JOHN |
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