Deja Vu - or Credit Crunched Mk II

[SoulKiss]

Yep, once again Soulkiss is saying "Gizza Job"

The peril of working for a small company is that if a big customer walks/fails, then it becomes hard to pay the wages...

So as the new boy, I played the role of Sacrificial Lamb.

Still it will save 500 miles of tyre-wear and fuel a month...

least you can sleep in tommorow

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by ian505050

least you can sleep in tommorow

Yep, positive thoughts all the way here

Oh and I got this in my email today...

Originally Posted by Job Agency Email

Dear Registered Candidate,
Outstanding job opportunities with Apple
You’re fascinated by the way things work and the reasons they sometimes don’t. You sometimes rearrange your computer setup just for fun. You were the kind of kid who took things apart just to put them back together (correctly). If this sounds like you, you’re our kind of Genius. You’re here not only to help fix equipment, but to restore positive customer relationships with free technical advice and timely repairs
A job at an Apple Retail Store is a chance to use your hands and heart. To use your knowledge and experience. To contribute meaningfully to people’s lives with your technical know-how. Working for Apple provides an excellent brand on your CV and outstanding development opportunities,

To delight. Enrich. Impress. Engage. Inspire.

Are you ready to join the retail revolution?
Genius- Apple Store, Bullring
http://www.technojobs.co.uk/job.phtml/388909
Genius – Apple Store Brent Cross
http://www.technojobs.co.uk/job.phtml/385493
Genius – Apple Store - Meadowhall
http://www.technojobs.co.uk/job.phtml/385498
Genius – Apple Store - Newcastle
http://www.technojobs.co.uk/job.phtml/385499

Best Wishes and Good Luck!
The Technojobs team

Is someone trying to tell me something...

[DarrenSV650S]

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

Yep, positive thoughts all the way here

Oh and I got this in my email today...



Is someone trying to tell me something...

Good luck finding a job.

[Jayneflakes]

Oh SK, so sorry to hear this fella. Hope that all is OK.

Drop us a line if you want to grumble Honey.

Hugs

Jayne
XXXXX

[Sid Squid]

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah!

Originally Posted by Sid Squid

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah!

+1.

Sorry about the job front SK, but that is funneh!

[Paul the 6th]

Could you please let me know when the iPhone 4g is coming out david? I water damaged my 3g in the isle of man and the home button is funked but can still txt/call etc..

Also, will the new 4g have the capability to tether to my macbook and allow me to browse the net?

[SoulKiss]

Dear Paul, thank you for contacting crApple iSupport.

I am afraid that at this time I cannot help you with your query, but maybe able to if you can provide me with more information.

You sat that the home button is not working as you expect it, which is a feature and not a fault, as all crApple products have some kind of "feature" that means they dont quite work as you would like, but never mind that, have you seen how shiny it is?

As for your tethering question, this functionality WILL be provided by a special, extra shiny, slip cover, cut in a special grid, or net pattern, for the 4G which, using iString technology, will allow you to attach your iPhone to your laptop so that you can see the net iCover as much as you want as you use one of the 3 pieces of iSoftware that actually runs on the iPlatform.

Thank you for your enquiry.

David,
crApple product mis-advisor.

All Hail Steve.
Hail Big Jobs

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

Could you please let me know when the iPhone 4g is coming out david? I water damaged my 3g in the isle of man and the home button is funked but can still txt/call etc..

Also, will the new 4g have the capability to tether to my macbook and allow me to browse the net?

hee nice to see you still got yer sense of humour David..

good luck onthe job front mate and look forward to sharing some of your top quality malt when next we meet.