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Old 25-06-10, 04:01 PM   #1
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Default I thought I would share a story with you

I have just been out for lunch with Carol, my Mother in Law, both of Carol's Nans and one of their friends. It was not the best service or the nicest place, but that paled into insignificance after lunch.

The woman sat on the table next to us got up to leave after her lunch and she then told us that she would love to move to Weston Super Mare. Her reason being that apparently

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"the Polish migrants are eating the Swans in Worcester!"
She had seemed perfectly sane and rational up until that point. Why do I always attract the nutters?
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Old 25-06-10, 04:45 PM   #2
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Why do I always attract the nutters?
They say it takes one to know one. BTW that's a compliment
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Old 25-06-10, 04:57 PM   #3
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You realise that they actually have don't you?

It was in the paper they are camping in the park and have been eating swans as they did not know they were protected. Was well publicised at the time.
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Old 25-06-10, 05:48 PM   #4
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

Nuff said... again
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