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Old 28-06-10, 08:32 PM   #1
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Old 28-06-10, 08:41 PM   #2
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Well a few years ago, we were below our budget for deaths on site. But things have changed these days, we are no longer allowed to think of deaths as an inevitable part of working in the far east
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Old 28-06-10, 08:42 PM   #3
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Well, one engineer decided to rock a storage system like a coke machine to get the back wheels over a lip onto a ramp. Unfortunately, it did exactly the same as a coke machine and toppled over, making him a candidate for a Darwin award. Fortunately, another member of the team got the job of going out to site and dealing with the police etc.

Apart from that we're pretty safe.
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Old 28-06-10, 08:42 PM   #4
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No danger in my job whatsoever I am glad to say
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Old 28-06-10, 08:47 PM   #5
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Old 28-06-10, 08:52 PM   #6
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Did anyone see the 'Take Your Child to Work Day' cartoon in the current issue of Private Eye?
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Old 28-06-10, 08:53 PM   #7
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I don't consider it dangerous but most people wouldn't like to come into contact with the things i work with.
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Old 28-06-10, 08:55 PM   #8
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I don't consider it dangerous but most people wouldn't like to come into contact with the things i work with.
You're not a fluffer, are you?
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Old 28-06-10, 08:56 PM   #9
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You're not a fluffer, are you?
I had to google that, and no i'm definatley not a fluffer.
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Old 28-06-10, 08:58 PM   #10
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I had to google that, and no i'm definatley not a fluffer.
I think i may finally have found my vocation in life
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