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Wideboy · 01-10-10, 09:16 AM

Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses?

live in space or have a monkey growing on your back?

go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked?

have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon?

its in the name of science

maviczap · 01-10-10, 09:18 AM

Have you been on some stuff

01-10-10, 09:19 AM

Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses? Horse sized duck

live in space or have a monkey growing on your back? Monkey on back

go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked? Go to work naked

have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon? Legs of cheese

punyXpress · 01-10-10, 09:20 AM

Yes !
HTH

Mr Speirs · 01-10-10, 09:22 AM

Haha used to play this with my best mate.
Our favourite to ask was:

Would you rather microwave your hand or stick your hand in a blender.

tinpants · 01-10-10, 09:22 AM

WTF????

01-10-10, 09:29 AM

Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses?

Fifty duck sized horses - This is because it would seem easier to tackle them one by one as they probably wouldnt be about to do too much damage to you. One ****ing massive big duck could probably **** you up pretty bad.

live in space or have a monkey growing on your back?

Monkey growing on my back - As far as we know of space, there wouldn't be much to do and it'd be pretty lonely. With the advancements of science anyway you could probably get your monkey removed.

go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked?

Everyone turn up naked - This way I wouldn't lose my job, but I could tell whoever I didn't like that they're trespassing and they're not allowed in. Sandra and Carly are more than welcome however.

have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon?

Now, I struggle with this one. I'm not sure in the long run which is going to be more suitable. Can I opt for one each?

Jayneflakes · 01-10-10, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Wideboy

Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses? Fifty duck sized horses for me, they might be cute and I could save some and give them to the Horse owners here.

live in space or have a monkey growing on your back? I have always wanted to go to Space and see what it is like.

go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked? They could come to me, given that I mainly work with women, it would not present any issues, we could turn it into a pampering party and hire a beautician.

have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon? I like cheese, but am not too fond of bacon.

its in the name of science

Now go and take your medication and get back in your box!

01-10-10, 09:38 AM

Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses?

50 duck sized horses. You could play football with them then. A big duck has a big mouth!

live in space or have a monkey growing on your back?

Live in space!!!!!! Im still waiting for NASA's offer.

go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked?

Errrr, if they turn up at my house, can I close the door on the ugly ones and jsut let the semi fit ones in?

have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon?

Leg's made of cheese. The arms are more easily in reach to eat. nom..

Bri w · 01-10-10, 09:40 AM

Medic. MEDIC!

He's off his meds again.

And get that lunatic off the grass!

01-10-10, 09:16 AM	#1
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01-10-10, 09:29 AM	#7
Reeder Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Would you rather.... Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses? Fifty duck sized horses - This is because it would seem easier to tackle them one by one as they probably wouldnt be about to do too much damage to you. One **ing massive big duck could probably ** you up pretty bad. live in space or have a monkey growing on your back? Monkey growing on my back - As far as we know of space, there wouldn't be much to do and it'd be pretty lonely. With the advancements of science anyway you could probably get your monkey removed. go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked? Everyone turn up naked - This way I wouldn't lose my job, but I could tell whoever I didn't like that they're trespassing and they're not allowed in. Sandra and Carly are more than welcome however. have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon? Now, I struggle with this one. I'm not sure in the long run which is going to be more suitable. Can I opt for one each?

01-10-10, 09:38 AM	#9
Daimo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Would you rather.... Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses? 50 duck sized horses. You could play football with them then. A big duck has a big mouth! live in space or have a monkey growing on your back? Live in space!!!!!! Im still waiting for NASA's offer. go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked? Errrr, if they turn up at my house, can I close the door on the ugly ones and jsut let the semi fit ones in? have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon? Leg's made of cheese. The arms are more easily in reach to eat. nom..

01-10-10, 09:40 AM	#10
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