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Old 26-12-10, 07:46 PM   #1
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Default Heff to marry again - He looks like Popeye!!

Is it me? he's Popeye the sailorman!
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Old 26-12-10, 07:58 PM   #2
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he's a smug bastid... i'm not even the slightest bit jealous!
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Old 26-12-10, 08:15 PM   #3
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"So Miss Harris, what was it about 84 year old billionaire Mr Heffner that attracted you?"
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Old 26-12-10, 08:20 PM   #4
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Old 26-12-10, 11:55 PM   #5
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Awwwww, you bunch of meanies. That young lass has made a happy man very old!
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Old 27-12-10, 01:33 AM   #6
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Say what you will he still has that smug grin on his face.
Can't take it with you so might as well enoy what it will buy.
I'm sure he knows she's in it for the money but could care less as long as she's keeping him happy.
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Old 27-12-10, 06:26 AM   #7
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I hope I look as good as that when I'm 84.
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Old 27-12-10, 06:59 AM   #8
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Say what you will he still has that smug grin on his face.
That smug grin is surgically stuck on his face... Like that saying the guy from V for Vendetta never stops smiling.

He does look good for an 85 year old but his face doesn't move.
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Old 27-12-10, 11:45 AM   #9
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Well he might as well marry half the women that work for him, they all look the bloody same with the same low IQ.
Sad old git imo, rather gross that a women of that age would tolerate sex with him (if they ever do consumate the marriage) and him knowing full well that she is consenting purely for money (prostituion ?)
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Well he might as well marry half the women that work for him, they all look the bloody same with the same low IQ.
Sad old git imo, rather gross that a women of that age would tolerate sex with him (if they ever do consumate the marriage) and him knowing full well that she is consenting purely for money (prostituion ?)
I'm of exactly the same mind. If any young ladies decide to jump into bed with me I know it won't ever be for my looks or money.
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