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Old 26-05-11, 07:08 PM   #1
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Default All I wanted to do was give a pint of blood !... women ! grrrr

Before my rant I want to make very clear that i like tall and short people and also peolple from the south LOTS of them !!!!!! So as not to cause offence to any of my chums!!

sooo.......... rant time !!!


what is it with total nut jobs down south sorry but this never happens up north ... lol so i'm waiting to give blood in a little corridor with about 15 others .. pouring down with rain and i kind of fell into the entrance of this church wet through waiting for the main entrance to open .. so we're all stood there and then the door opens NOTE: i am fully aware i was the last one in and not at any point was i trying to push in .... yet this stroppy arsey short bint of a git of a woman starts .. 'there are OTHER people in front of you,you know' to which i replied ' yes I KNOW that. I am in no way pushing in i am waiting my turn i'm just here to give blood like the rest of us' and i usher all the other people ahead of me, to which literally every person said ' ah no worries i don't care where i am in queue it'll take as long as it takes' kind of thing so i piped up and said 'thank you its nice to know there are some DECENT people in this queue' and she huffed and stropped off home!!!!. Stupid mong. THEN ALL the other people in the queue said ' jeeeze whats her problem, no one thought you were trying to push in' to which i said ' thanks guys i wasn't, her loss. THEN another twit of a dithering huge foreheaded cow ALSO pipes up ' thats so sad she left, well i wondered if you were going to push in too' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to which the rest of the crowd rather puzzled looking says' she wasn't!!' and i piped up ' Christ what is it with you two all i've come to do is give blood like i do every four months' to which foreheaded moose replies' you can't give every four months' to which even the NURSE replied 'yes she can, anyone can every four months' !!!!!!!! OMG !!! what is wrong with these people ... however.. kama and all... the short bint had already walked out and forehead woman couldn't donate as her blood was no good. WELL HA BLOODY HA!! THAT'LL TEACH YOU!!! At least my blood is better than hers !! lol rant over !!

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Old 26-05-11, 07:15 PM   #2
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Default Re: All I wanted to do was give a pint of blood !... women ! grrrr

I'll give you a possible answer BBC......

......Too much lime in the water, and not enough real ale being drunk
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Old 26-05-11, 07:18 PM   #3
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exactly my point !! honestly nearly flattened her i did !! nearly !!
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Old 27-05-11, 07:39 AM   #4
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I'll give you a possible answer BBC......

......Too much lime in the water, and not enough real ale being drunk
what... not enough real ale...?

I guess if real ale means you can stand a spoon up in it then yeah sure.. I get you....

Well done for giving blood BBC, I cant because recently they have made me ill whilst trying to take blood.
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Old 27-05-11, 07:55 AM   #5
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I've been converted, real ale is the key - larger is cr@p - its the future I've seen it lol

Rather partial to a bit of dizzyblonde when at the brother in laws pub - its a good pint.

BBC, fair play on giving blood - chalk that one up for a double win as well, 1 walked off and the other got slammed. Perfect win.
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Old 27-05-11, 08:03 AM   #6
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what... not enough real ale...?

I guess if real ale means you can stand a spoon up in it then yeah sure.. I get you....

Well done for giving blood BBC, I cant because recently they have made me ill whilst trying to take blood.
REAL proper ale is made within the Northern regions of the UK for a reason, you don't need to filter the water because of weirdo crap in it
Can't make a proper pint out of limescale crap!
Yorkshire water is probably the best, its why theres so many breweries here
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Old 27-05-11, 08:12 AM   #7
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hehehe cheered me up that did.

and thank you BBC for giving blood. without people like you i would be dead.
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Old 27-05-11, 08:23 AM   #8
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Default Re: All I wanted to do was give a pint of blood !... women ! grrrr

As my mother was given 3 unit yesterday, thank you for donating. As for the ****, well that suverners for you, I am surprised that you never smacked her. She obviously recognised you as being one of those far superior northern types.
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Old 27-05-11, 08:45 AM   #9
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REAL proper ale is made within the Northern regions of the UK for a reason, you don't need to filter the water because of weirdo crap in it
Can't make a proper pint out of limescale crap!
Yorkshire water is probably the best, its why theres so many breweries here
no no no no no real ale is southern where we have the sunshine to ripen th e hopps to a golden colour.. not drown the fecking stuff in your soft pansy rain water, ARD water is where its at...

where would your norther Brewers be without Pauls Malt from down here, my neighbor is their sales rep
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Old 27-05-11, 08:59 AM   #10
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I think its a bit unfair to tar all 'suvernerrs' with the same brush! I live 40 mins outside London and i would have reacted in exactly the same way BBC did, some ppl are just miserable and have no friends hence why they are unhappy. I have to say an i mean no offence that i speak to customers on the phone at work all day, the majority of the northern and some are so depressing to speak to, although i will agree that northerners are very friendly ppl in general compared to 'suverners' and it is always a pleasure venturing North. However on the flip side i agreee i do not kno what is wrong with my fellow 'suverners' the are just uptight i guess! London is a horrible place to visit, cnt speak to anyone without getting a funny look!

BTW i am in agreement Real Ale is the future none of this chemical filled lager c**p!
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