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19-10-11, 02:22 PM
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Advice for husbands
Don't buy your mrs a Dyson as a present on your anniversary day.
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19-10-11, 02:23 PM
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Re: Advice for husbands
No, have you seen the price of them.
Let her buy her own.
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19-10-11, 02:35 PM
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hahahaaaaa. you silly silly man you. rule number 1 is never buy household items as gifts for women especially on your anniversary and if you have the misfortune of doing so at the wrong time of month then you deserve all you get
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19-10-11, 02:45 PM
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Ouch, when is the doctor removing it from your person?
*Snigger*
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19-10-11, 02:49 PM
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Re: Advice for husbands
When did you decide clothes/jewelry/shoes/holiday/perfume/Remus end can or even chocs and flowers came second to a Dyson? Schoolboy error
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19-10-11, 03:08 PM
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Re: Advice for husbands
Household appliances never work as gifts. Even though, obviously, she should be pleased that you remembered your anniversary at all!
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19-10-11, 03:32 PM
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Re: Advice for husbands
A mate of mine bought his missus a ironing board for a anniversary present. He genuinely thought this would be the ideal present as the old she used looked worn and tired...what a donut...he learnt his lesson after that.
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19-10-11, 04:13 PM
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It would be the perfect present if it came with a guarantee that she is never expected to use it because part 2 of the gift is that you promise to always do the vacuuming.
Mr LPH bought me Tekken 2 for the Playstation for Valentines day one year. Romantic eh?
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19-10-11, 04:32 PM
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I just bought the mrs, an audi a4 convertible for our 5th anniversary, i is in the good books lol ps she told me to write this
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19-10-11, 06:07 PM
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I'd just be happy he remembered
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