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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?" ... ... ... ... God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused." God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth."For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while Southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things". God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?" "That's Wales , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, valleys, forests, hills, and fields of green. The people from Wales are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance." God smiled, "I will create Ireland . Wait till you see the plonkers I put there.." Love xXBADGERXx |
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haha
Good one Badg
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Dave says and not one mention of shagging sheep you are restrained.
I say thanks for that giggle on a chilly Sunday morning. |
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haha you pair make me laugh.
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Sheep ....... badger Samson is still waiting from ya earlier promise..... if I tell him you been near sheep he will withdraw his offer x
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very good!
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