Want: SV650S Pointy, young-ish and low mileage

Hello,

I am looking for what it says up there

Whilst I could trawl threads for hours and waste copious time on eBay and Autotrader, it just gives me a headache, so if anyone has the following, I´d be delighted to relieve you of it:

SV650S (no nakeds, please. I'm not nakedist, I just don't like them)
Black, yellow or some other funky colour. Not red, silver or blue. Although blue with go-faster stripes is ok.
Young. The younger, the better, like with so many things in life. No more than 3 years.
Low mileage.
The chavver, the better. Ie if you have gone through the painstaking process of smaller indicators, race can, tail tidy, bubble screens, anodised levers or any other chavtastic implements (maybe not rimtape), I will most likely worship you.
What I am willing to spend is entirely dependant on what you have on offer.

I'd be really appreciative of any input you could give me. I've not been on a bike for about 2 years now since my CBR almost made me one with the road, so am looking for the sensible SV before I go out and buy something stupid.

Ta muchly!!

MJ x

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