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19-05-12, 07:23 PM
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Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
Well, without the sex bit anyhow!
Is it just me or does anyone on the mighty org change their clothes a lot on an average day?! Me yesterday: 1. Nightie off, clothes on [ after a shower of course!] 2. Clothes off, uniform on 3, Clothes off then on [sunbed after work] 4. Clothes off, workout gear on [gym]. 5. Clothes on 6. Clothes off, nightie on 
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19-05-12, 07:43 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
1 Get up turn pants inside out .refit
2Take of "T" wash,Spray Lyinx effect, turn inside out,refit 3 Grab jeans don't do up chuck in mrs pile 'Get yesterdays Combats,refit 4 pair of socks on , boots on, Fleece take pooch for walk shout to rest Get up were going out. 5 coat in car , stick on coat,wander round BMF. 6 coat off drive home (Via takeaway) 7 boots, fleece off ,eat watch"The Voice" 8 chuck clothes on floor in bed room,Shower. 9 Clean pants ,"T" dressing gown ,log on ORG. I'm so Glam....
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19-05-12, 07:46 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
You wear a nightie............................?
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19-05-12, 07:46 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
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19-05-12, 07:46 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
I really need to clean up my mind im getting hooked by these ambiguous titles alot lately
I hate being restricted by clothes so as soon as im home off they come until i have to dress to leave the house again 
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19-05-12, 08:04 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
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Well only at the week ends when my name's "Florentine" 
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19-05-12, 08:23 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
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19-05-12, 08:26 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
Hehehe plenty pictures floating around of me in a dress Lou
i sometimes had to model what i made
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19-05-12, 08:28 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
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THe image that came into my head was the 8 day old y fronts
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19-05-12, 08:30 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
Im no lightweight i get at least 10 days
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