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Old 30-12-12, 10:41 PM   #1
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Default Bosoms & Beyonce

Mr LPH is watching Beyonce on ITV right now, can't think why as he doesn't like her music. But how on earth are her bosoms not falling out of that halter neck dress? Is there a lot of toupee tape going on?
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Old 30-12-12, 10:46 PM   #2
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Dunno but if they do fall out can you let me know so I can check it out
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Old 30-12-12, 11:16 PM   #3
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Sounds like mr LPH is engaged in an important observational study into the load bearing capabilities of fabric.

You should encourage such things.
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Old 30-12-12, 11:23 PM   #4
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He's welcome to her, I prefer the more petite woman who's not going to be carting them around in a wheelbarrow when she's in her 50s.
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Old 30-12-12, 11:26 PM   #5
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We switched over to The Inbetweeners. Cringingly funny. Jay's advice to Simon that he should have a 'tactical w***' is priceless. Do teenage boys really talk this way?
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Old 30-12-12, 11:38 PM   #6
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Pretty much.

When women aren't around they still do age 30.
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Old 30-12-12, 11:41 PM   #7
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Pretty much.

When women aren't around they still do age 30.
and older i would say! lol
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Old 30-12-12, 11:50 PM   #8
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The In Betweeners is funny because it is 100% accurate.
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Old 30-12-12, 11:52 PM   #9
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We switched over to The Inbetweeners. Cringingly funny. Jay's advice to Simon that he should have a 'tactical w***' is priceless. Do teenage boys really talk this way?
Yes we do!





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Old 31-12-12, 12:54 AM   #10
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Us 40 something's only respect the fairer sex

Beyonce used to have a really nice women's figure, now she has a figure that black men like, big fat thighs and ass, not for me ta.
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