Do you trust your partner not to cheat on you

[Littlepeahead]

Sorry guys it's Friday and keywording photos is boring me stupid today so I thought I'd share with you a story from Metro today. Now to me there is a lot wrong about all of this. I'm not mocking mental illness here, which clearly this lady suffers from, but why on earth does she think that another woman would lust after her man when he's got hair that bad?!

If you love somebody, set them free, so the song goes – advice which Debbi Wood is unable to take on board.

She suffers from Othello syndrome, a psychiatric disorder which causes delusional jealousy. All of which is bad news for her fiancé, Steve.

Ms Wood, 42, is so convinced her faithful partner will stray that she makes him take a lie detector test every time he leaves the house. She also checks his phone, emails and bank accounts several times a day to search for evidence of an affair which never happened.

‘I get so worried that he’s been eyeing up the shop assistant that I just have to know the truth,’ she said.

‘I think he’s gorgeous but that’s not the issue – it’s about whether or not I can trust him not to look at women while he is out on his own. I don’t want him thinking they’re hot.’

Ms Wood said she was ‘relieved’ to have been diagnosed with the condition, named after the Shakespearean character Othello who kills his wife Desdemona after suspecting infidelity.

Her condition is so extreme that 30-year-old Mr Wood – his fiancée has already decided to use his surname – is banned from watching any programme featuring women.

‘I won’t even let him watch The Weakest Link in case he fancies Anne Robinson,’ said Ms Wood, from Leicester. Experts believe her problem was triggered by the breakdown of a previous long-term relationship.

But Mr Wood insisted he’d do anything for love. ‘Sometimes I get nervous and the lie detector test results come back inconclusive because my heart is hammering, which makes Debbi doubt me,’ he said. ‘I’m willing to put up with it because I know we’re soulmates.’

That is some really bad hair!

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

he said. ‘I’m willing to put up with it because I know we’re soulmates.’

Mug.

Bin her off. Seriously.

May be harsh, but there is no way I could put up with that.

the hair may aswell go haha and yeah i'd run if i were him, she may have a condition but man he needs to grow a pair and make for the door

[Littlepeahead]

"Her condition is so extreme that 30-year-old Mr Wood – his fiancée has already decided to use his surname" I mean what is that all about???

[Mr Speirs]

If my wife had a face like that I wouldn't trust myself either!!

I'd suggest immersion therapy for her.

He should cover all the walls with pictures of page three girls, get a big bag of coke, half a dozen hookers and have an orgy right in front of her.

All in the name of medical science of course.

[Littlepeahead]

Covering the walls with page 3 girls would improve on that horrible wallpaper at least. In one image her boob sort of merges into it.

[timwilky]

That aint boob, it is lard

[NTECUK]

Comes a time for blokes when your hair gets that thin to admit its No2 or Bic time.