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21-01-15, 11:25 AM
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Anyone fancy this job ?
Made me laugh anyway . Even though it's a sad thing for the male chicks
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21-01-15, 12:11 PM
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Re: Anyone fancy this job ?
Here's your choice:
1) Live in a tiny cage your whole life being expected to lay an egg a day 2) Live in a cramped barn until you are a few weeks old then get ducked in a bath of water through which an electrical current will be run to stun you before they chop your head off 3) Have someone look at your bum when you are a day old, and if they discover you are male, they bung you in the deep freeze to be used as ferret or snake food It's not a great life being a chicken is it?
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21-01-15, 12:40 PM
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Re: Anyone fancy this job ?
Nope .... and we eat it ! And encourage it .... well some of us do ..
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21-01-15, 12:54 PM
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22-01-15, 12:45 PM
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Re: Anyone fancy this job ?
ALBY don't look very guilty
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22-01-15, 12:53 PM
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Xena was raised on day old chick meat too! ew
http://www.reptilecentre.com/frozen-...m#.VMDzFixJ2uA
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22-01-15, 02:18 PM
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Re: Anyone fancy this job ?
Why would he. He is also out of his natural habitat. Being spoon fed instead of having to hunt...
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22-01-15, 05:53 PM
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but if they're born in captivity, it is highly unlikely that they would survive in the wild as they would probably not know how to hunt properly for themselves. so then they would just die of starvation. I understand where you're coming from, but when there are animals born like this in captivity it is best that they stay in captivity. if we're talking about birds of prey that is.
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22-01-15, 06:03 PM
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I'd eat the owl.
Much more meat on it. |
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22-01-15, 06:05 PM
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not really there isn't, they're pretty much all feathers. my mates one weighs in at less than a pound when it's on it's flying weight (if I remember correctly).
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