There is stupid and then there is REALLY stupid

Riding home last night. Bus lane which I am allowed to ride down. Traffic lights ahead changing to red, so the train of traffic is starting to slow. I spot a car up ahead flashing his lights like mad at I pressumed the car in front. As I come level with the car that is flashing his headlights I can see why. The car in front of him has no lights on at all.

I stop along side the offending car to signal to them that they have forgotten to put thier lights on. It is at this point I can now understand why the driver has not noticed the frantic flashing headlights behind her. She is too busy texting on her mobile phone.

So there I am beeping my horn, revving my engine, and driver behind flashing main beam headlights at her. She STILL does not look up from the friggin phone. I lean over and rap on the window. To this she finally looks up. I signal to her that she has no lights on. You know, pointing to my lights then hers and trying to indicate what she needs to do.

What do you think she does next? Ignores me and carries on texting.

I pulled my bike in front of her car so that she can not go anywhere and then go back and tap her window again. She looks up again, I shout "turn the F**king phone off and your F**king lights on you stupid B*tch.

She looks over her phone, turns her lights on and then without giving me a second glance, went back to her texting.

WHY O WHY couldn't a police type person have been me instead of me

Nothing else I could apart from maybe open the car door and grabbed her mobile and threw it down the road. That's what I would have liked to have done.

I honestly can't think of anything to say - words fail me at this woman's stupidity.

LOL - i think you dealt with that rather well.

I think she was texting the cops.

"Help, im a Grl alone in my car & fink am gonna B attakd. Man Bhind is flashN me lots. Perv. Now a guy wiv big helmet has trapD me in. Oh no, he's hit the window. I can't see his face. He called me 'Stupid b!tch'. I want him aRested"


.....or something like that.

Originally Posted by BigApe

Nothing else I could apart from maybe open the car door and grabbed her mobile and threw it down the road. That's what I would have liked to have done.

Do it you may have prevented a future accident
What could she say?
"oh i was texting while driving and a guy through my mobile over the hedge because i was to busy to notice my lights weren't on and other people were trying to warn me"

F*cking idiots.

Had a guy on his mobile phone in a big pick up truck cut across 3 lanes by the BP/Sainsburys in Brighton in the summer and just clipped me despite me beeping my horn and his window being open. i managed to get along side him and punch the phone into his head, which he then dropped out into the road.i was absolutely livid,and nearly stopped to try and kill him. he actually hit my handlebars and made me clip the kerb. bloody poxy cameras dont stop this sort of thing. i hope the bloke turns up on one of the sites i visit.

WOMEN!






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I drove past a bloke doing 40 the other day and Jason (my son) says "Dad, that guy was writing in a book!"

Going south over blackfriars bridge, there was a bloke in a jag driving at 20-30 mph with his mobile in one hand and his black diary/address book in the other. Steering with his elbows!

priceless