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20-01-06, 02:27 PM
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One for Scoobs and Jelster....and all you other Honda Owners
A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway.
While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, "Yes?" The bike responds, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The driver says, "No I haven't." The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, "Yes?" The bike responds, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The driver says, "No I haven't." Then, suddenly, there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. Covered in blood and surely dying, the biker asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The man replies, "Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years". The biker asks, "Where are the brakes?" |
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20-01-06, 02:32 PM
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20-01-06, 02:37 PM
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That is SOOOOO poor (and it's not just sour grapes) 
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20-01-06, 02:41 PM
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20-01-06, 02:49 PM
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Dan.....What a terribly dissapointing punch line!
 Teachers comments: Must try harder!
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20-01-06, 02:59 PM
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Boooo!!!!! Hissssssss!!! Ill have you know the brakes on my honda were much better than any of the other bikes id ridden.... Good Joke though... Ever heard the one about the suzuki's? 
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20-01-06, 03:15 PM
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20-01-06, 05:03 PM
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Honda-riding me thought it was very funny
Am just about to get on said Honda to go home as I've had enough for today. Have you noticed that the days are getting longer? 
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20-01-06, 05:52 PM
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shouldn't that be about the sv's brakes really? I have a honda and an sv and I know which brakes i'd prefer in an emergency...
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