dumb cagers

as i set off at weekend for a jaunt and bit of frivolity on me trusty steed, i must have only travelled 800yds before some small minded cager decided to pull out of their drive at a truly stupid speed without looking to see if anything was coming either way. wheels spinning he swung car out in front of me and sped off forcing me to lock up my rear (roads were slightly damp so i wasn't pushing it anyway).
i brought the bike to a safe stop thinking for christs sake, i could have been a family in another car coming towards him. first instinct was to catch the pillock n mate him to his exhaust pipe. but you just have to compose yourself and pull it together. rest of day was incident free thankfully. sorry if its a bit long but some people suffer from severe tunnel vision.