The difference between car forums.

Stolen from an email...

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?

BMW 3 Series forums
- - -Winston, why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - problem with Wind noise around 210MPH

MX5 forums
- - - Some ******** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car

Hilux forum
- - -bloody MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get a service on my Rolex?

Rover 800 forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

RangeRover Forum
- - - Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Yaris forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? are NiMH the ones to have

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade-in or sell the car myself?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company.

Dax Cobra forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How do i get wee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £135 in petrol.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I'm thinking Blue and gold, anyone tried this combo ??

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

Supra Forums
- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Volvo forum.
- - - What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I didn't mean to hit him.

Originally Posted by Wellbe

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £135 in petrol.

most amusing! :P

Deja Vu

Originally Posted by Wellbe

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £135 in petrol.

Hummer H2. It only looks tough.
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