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31-01-06, 02:12 PM

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31-01-06, 02:17 PM

Skip · 31-01-06, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Cronos

Exactly what I was thinking!

Viney · 31-01-06, 02:23 PM

The Hoff is a Legend thats why.

Bring back bay watch

31-01-06, 02:27 PM

I think Lee wants to sleep with him

Viney · 31-01-06, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by rubberduckofdeath

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Originally Posted by Flamin_Squirrel

I think Lee wants to sleep with him

Me?

Don't you mean Ian?

WHAT!!! Lee wants to sleep with me?

31-01-06, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by rubberduckofdeath

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Originally Posted by Flamin_Squirrel

I think Lee wants to sleep with him

Me?

Don't you mean Ian?

Lee is Peter Henry's son, don't let him hear this!

31-01-06, 02:30 PM

Knight Rider. The car was as camp as a row of tents.

31-01-06, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by rubberduckofdeath

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Originally Posted by Filipe M.

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Originally Posted by rubberduckofdeath

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Originally Posted by Flamin_Squirrel

I think Lee wants to sleep with him

Me?

Don't you mean Ian?

Lee is Peter Henry's son, don't let him hear this!

Peter Henry: "Lee, I am your father."

Me: "No you're not."

Ho-Lee Sh$t, they're multiplying!

31-01-06, 02:37 PM

These are the real facts of life (or maybe death...)

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

31-01-06, 02:12 PM	#1
rubberduckofdeath Guest Posts: n/a	The Hoff . Last edited by rubberduckofdeath; 13-01-12 at 12:47 AM.

31-01-06, 02:37 PM	#10
Jelster Guest Posts: n/a	These are the real facts of life (or maybe death...) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe. Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths. The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn. According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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31-01-06, 02:23 PM	#4
Viney Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the shadows to the left Posts: 7,700	The Hoff is a Legend thats why. Bring back bay watch

31-01-06, 02:27 PM	#5
Flamin_Squirrel Guest Posts: n/a	I think Lee wants to sleep with him

31-01-06, 02:30 PM	#8
The Basket Guest Posts: n/a	Knight Rider. The car was as camp as a row of tents.