keep ya knickers on

Paddy and Mick had both worked together for 20 years when unfortunately they both got layed off, so they go down to the job centre to see if they can claim benefits.

The woman behind the desk asks paddy what his previous job was..
"Knicker stitcher, i sow the elastic in womens knickers n thongs"
So she looks it up on the computer system and tells him that it was unskilled labour and offered him £45 p/w benefits.
Next up was Mick, she asked him what his previous employment was...
"Diesel fitter " he replies.
She looks on the system and says that because he was classed as skilled labour he can claim £90p/w.

Paddy hears this and goes off on one...."I sow elastic in womens knickers n thongs and you give me £45 a week and yet that eejit gets £90 a week for sticking the things on his head and saying........diesel fitter"