 |
 |
Idle Banter For non SV and non bike related chat (and the odd bit of humour - but if any post isn't suitable it'll get deleted real quick). There's also a "U" rating so please respect this. Newbies can also say "hello" here too. |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools |
07-03-06, 11:10 AM
|
#1 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
New Boots
An elderly couple, Roy and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Roy has always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated, Roy storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??" Bessie looks up and says, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Roy yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Roy. Shoulda bought a hat." 
|
|
|
07-03-06, 03:46 PM
|
#2 |
|
Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Plymouth, Devon - mostly.
Posts: 527
|
Clearly, I am the only one who thought this funny enough to comment about...
 , but then, I am ever so slightly barking....
__________________
Twitter: @poseidon_ashore |
|
|
|
07-03-06, 04:11 PM
|
#3 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Heheh.
|
|
|
|
07-03-06, 04:30 PM
|
#4 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Very good!!!
|
|
|
|
07-03-06, 05:29 PM
|
#5 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Good one
|
|
|
|
07-03-06, 05:37 PM
|
#6 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Good one.
|
|
|
|
07-03-06, 09:48 PM
|
#7 |
|
Member
Mega Poster
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Tower Hamlets but with Shutters on the windows
Posts: 1,522
|
|
|
|
|
|
07-03-06, 10:04 PM
|
#8 | |
|
No, I don't lend tools.
Mega Poster
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Skunk Works, Nth London
Posts: 8,680
|
Re: New Boots
Quote:
__________________
If an SV650 has a flat tyre in the forest and no-one is there to blow it up, how long will it be 'til someone posts that the reg/rec is duff and the world will end unless a CBR unit is fitted? A little bit of knowledge = a dangerous thing. "a deathless anthem of nuclear-strength romantic angst" |
|
|
|
|
|
08-03-06, 10:09 AM
|
#9 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Blockhead.........
|
|
|
|
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Recomend some boots (not race boots) | Baz | Boots | 20 | 19-06-09 10:43 PM |
| New Boots from SMR | Rog | Tyres | 0 | 02-08-07 07:46 PM |
| new boots anyone? | hovis | Idle Banter | 9 | 08-06-07 09:57 AM |
| What do you think of these boots? | jim@55 | Boots | 11 | 23-11-06 06:24 PM |
| A* GPS-3 boots | Jabba | Boots | 5 | 04-03-06 08:29 PM |
