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10-04-06, 11:46 AM
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Racist dog
OK, I admit it my Jack Russell Jasper is a racist, He would be happy with a pointy hat and sheet. He has no good reason to be. We have a number of friends of different colours and he hates them all.
 He has learn't to allow two "black" friends into the house, 1 South African and the other West Indian, but we dare not leave him unattended with them. Well today he was in his element, Not only was it a canvasser who knocked at the door and therefore a valid target for the snarls, display of teeth, growls and barks. Although these are normally reserved for the postman. But the guy was unfortunate enough to be Indian. Now jasper was in double delight. The guy was trying to flog electricity so not onto a good start, With Jasper held firmly under my arm I could not hear him anyway. I hope the guy did not think me rude as I closed the door on him, but it was for his own protection, if Jasper had manged to wriggle free, the guy would be breakfast. Now Jasper is normally a very friendly dog. But try telling that to the guy pinned against the wall with the warm puddle forming at their feet. They just don't believe you.
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10-04-06, 11:50 AM
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My Python is racist. He'll only eat white mice!
Black, brown, nah - he won't touch 'em. Even if they are white with just a few coloured hairs it's a no go and he turns his nose up at them.  Maybe it's nature's way of counterbalancing your dog! 
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10-04-06, 11:55 AM
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10-04-06, 12:55 PM
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10-04-06, 01:12 PM
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Tim, now i like dogs, but yours looks positively evil!
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I think the pointy hat suits him, all he need now is a flaming cross
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10-04-06, 02:47 PM
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Ever seen the film White Dog? That's your dog, that is.
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10-04-06, 05:13 PM
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Have to say, in that photo he really really doesn't look that friendly.
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10-04-06, 05:16 PM
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I think he looks just great.Russels always look the part and usually act the part as well.
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