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13-04-06, 07:41 PM
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If women were football teams...
Birmingham - Pamela Anderson:
Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to. Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability. Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance. Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came, please. Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine and proof that two little ones up front needn't be an drawback. Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good? Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow. Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants. Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level. Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago. Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work. Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining. Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth Manchester United - Catherine Zeta Jones Used to look great until they were shafted by an old fat American with too much money. |
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13-04-06, 07:59 PM
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Quality!
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13-04-06, 08:05 PM
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manchester united is a classic
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13-04-06, 08:30 PM
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not bad
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13-04-06, 09:02 PM
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13-04-06, 09:07 PM
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13-04-06, 09:21 PM
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All very funny.
Specially the manchester united one. |
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13-04-06, 09:42 PM
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That will be doing the round of our office email come Tuesday !!
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14-04-06, 11:12 AM
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No, I don't lend tools.
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Excellent
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14-04-06, 12:05 PM
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No more Mr Nice Guy
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Too much spare time on your hands Cloggsy ??
Still BL**DY funny though 
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