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Old 26-04-06, 08:46 AM   #1
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Don't do it!

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Old 26-04-06, 08:55 AM   #2
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not got the "pair of aubergines the day after syndrome" have you
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Old 26-04-06, 08:58 AM   #3
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*Crosses legs*
No chance of that nobody touches the twins but specially invited guests!
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Old 26-04-06, 09:00 AM   #4
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get this missus done, it is less traumatic
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Old 26-04-06, 09:01 AM   #5
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best 2cms of my anatomy I ever lost, no regrets whatsoever
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Old 26-04-06, 09:08 AM   #6
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best 2cms of my anatomy I ever lost, no regrets whatsoever
Ditto mate, ditto... Otherwise my missus would have had an army
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Old 26-04-06, 09:11 AM   #7
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Erm... perhaps its just me.. but surely its FAR easier just to use condoms (or pull out and spray it ove...... ) rather than have your nads fiddled with by some sadistic surgeon??!?
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Old 26-04-06, 09:14 AM   #8
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Sore...very sore, and this is a whole week later.


Riddle with pain on Sunday, sat in casualty for 5 hours, as the erm...
Don't read any further if you are going to boff.

Stitches starting to bleed. I have a bulge of skin on one side where the stitches are pulled waaaay too tight.
My plums are all the colours of the rainbow, and my only pain releif was when the lovely female nurse gave me some fantastic drugs to ease the pain for a couple of hours.

Over this period of 7 days, I have had more women look at my nadgers than ever before..sounds fantastic don't it? but not when your balls look like a sack of rotten spuds and your "lad" is looking sorry for himself.

And just my luck that the weather has turned nice this week, and I have to resort to using the four wheeled vehicle...bugga
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Old 26-04-06, 09:17 AM   #9
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Sore...very sore, and this is a whole week later.
Richie1743 was out riding the day after him Op
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Old 26-04-06, 09:20 AM   #10
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Try a 'sports support' or whatever they call jockstraps these days
I had similar problems - never realised the damn things could be so heavy
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