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Don't do it!
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not got the "pair of aubergines the day after syndrome" have you
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*Crosses legs*
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get this missus done, it is less traumatic
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best 2cms of my anatomy I ever lost, no regrets whatsoever
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Erm... perhaps its just me.. but surely its FAR easier just to use condoms (or pull out and spray it ove......
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Sore...very sore, and this is a whole week later.
Riddle with pain on Sunday, sat in casualty for 5 hours, as the erm... Don't read any further if you are going to boff. Stitches starting to bleed. I have a bulge of skin on one side where the stitches are pulled waaaay too tight. My plums are all the colours of the rainbow, and my only pain releif was when the lovely female nurse gave me some fantastic drugs to ease the pain for a couple of hours. Over this period of 7 days, I have had more women look at my nadgers than ever before..sounds fantastic don't it? but not when your balls look like a sack of rotten spuds and your "lad" is looking sorry for himself. ![]() And just my luck that the weather has turned nice this week, and I have to resort to using the four wheeled vehicle...bugga ![]() |
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Try a 'sports support' or whatever they call jockstraps these days
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