Morals

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so
we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend?
She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much
indeed,
and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
mini
skirts
and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and
I got
many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
soon
I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that
she
couldn't
overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I
got
married
and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
couldn't
say
a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead
with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in
shock as
I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled
down
her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
front
door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight
towards
my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy
that you
have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for
our
daughter.
Welcome to the family.


"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."

Naughty Naughty

Old but humorous none the less

[Viney]

Originally Posted by Swiss

Old but humorous none the less

Much like me