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26-05-06, 07:53 PM

We're decorating our bathroom, so have just been to Homebase to look for paint. Whilst we were there, Mrs Wyrdness decided that we needed a new handle for the bathroom cupboard. She was looking for something a with a tacky, aquatic theme. In all innocence she says: I want a cheesy fishy knob!

I'll leave my reply to your imagination.

Stingo · 26-05-06, 08:03 PM

ooer missus

26-05-06, 08:08 PM

LOL

26-05-06, 08:11 PM

Fnaar Fnaar, frizznit!!

Skip · 26-05-06, 08:29 PM

PMSL!!!

27-05-06, 08:53 AM

Oooopps! I wouldn't want one of those!

I bet she laughed when she realised what she said...!!!!

Spiderman · 27-05-06, 11:23 AM

So did you find anything suitable for her?

embee · 27-05-06, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyrdness

We're decorating our bathroom, so have just been to Homebase to look for paint............

slight derail, but I recently did some decorating for a friend, they'd got the paint (Homeb@$e own brand). Horrid horrid stuff, gloopy and greasy and no covering power at all. Used Dulux in another room and it was pure delight in comparison. Enough said.

Stingo · 27-05-06, 09:57 PM

Actually, thinking about it - some time ago, the good lady amd I were at 'the bed shop' looking for a new mattress - and this particular day, unbeknown to me, was embarrasing question day.

Her to salesman - 'So, how big is six inches?'

Me - stunned silence, eyes as wide as saucers in stunned disbelief, attention immediately diverted to something else at the opposite end of the shop. Don't know what the salesman's response was.

For the uninitated, you can buy a 4foot six mattress and a 5foot mattress - the difference being....what...shutup?..Now?...oh alright then.

27-05-06, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyrdness

We're decorating our bathroom, so have just been to Homebase to look for paint. Whilst we were there, Mrs Wyrdness decided that we needed a new handle for the bathroom cupboard. She was looking for something a with a tacky, aquatic theme. In all innocence she says: I want a cheesy fishy knob!

I'll leave my reply to your imagination.

Don't wash it for a week then

26-05-06, 07:53 PM	#1
wyrdness Guest Posts: n/a	Homebase We're decorating our bathroom, so have just been to Homebase to look for paint. Whilst we were there, Mrs Wyrdness decided that we needed a new handle for the bathroom cupboard. She was looking for something a with a tacky, aquatic theme. In all innocence she says: I want a cheesy fishy knob! I'll leave my reply to your imagination.

26-05-06, 08:03 PM	#2
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27-05-06, 09:57 PM	#9
Stingo Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Plymouth, Devon - mostly. Posts: 527	Actually, thinking about it - some time ago, the good lady amd I were at 'the bed shop' looking for a new mattress - and this particular day, unbeknown to me, was embarrasing question day. Her to salesman - 'So, how big is six inches?' Me - stunned silence, eyes as wide as saucers in stunned disbelief, attention immediately diverted to something else at the opposite end of the shop. Don't know what the salesman's response was. For the uninitated, you can buy a 4foot six mattress and a 5foot mattress - the difference being....what...shutup?..Now?...oh alright then. __________________ Twitter: @poseidon_ashore

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