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31-05-06, 01:25 PM

Chicken Surprise!!

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> A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the
>"Chicken
> Surprise".

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> The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

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> Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot
>rises
> slightly with two beady little eyes looking around before the lid
>slams
> back down.

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> "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

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> He has not, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it
>and
> again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before

>it
> slams down.

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> Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening

>and
> demands an explanation.

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> "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

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> The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

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> (You are going to love this .......)

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> " Ah... So solly," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck".

31-05-06, 01:32 PM

Oh dear!! Oh dear!!

Good tho!

Viney · 31-05-06, 01:34 PM

That is bad!

31-05-06, 01:51 PM

superb...i do like the silly ones

31-05-06, 04:22 PM

Best one for a long time

31-05-06, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rpwoodman

Best one for a long time

Since the last time it was post, in fact

31-05-06, 05:15 PM

Well I thought it was funny

31-05-06, 06:28 PM

Groan

31-05-06, 01:25 PM	#1
Warlock Guest Posts: n/a	JOKE (DOUBLE GROAN) Chicken Surprise!! > > > > A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the >"Chicken > Surprise". > > > > The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. > > > > Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot >rises > slightly with two beady little eyes looking around before the lid >slams > back down. > > > > "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. > > > > He has not, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it >and > again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before >it > slams down. > > > > Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening >and > demands an explanation. > > > > "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" > > > > The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise." > > > > > > (You are going to love this .......) > > > > > > " Ah... So solly," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck".

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31-05-06, 01:32 PM	#2
BabyJ Guest Posts: n/a	Oh dear!! Oh dear!! Good tho!

31-05-06, 01:34 PM	#3
Viney Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the shadows to the left Posts: 7,700	That is bad!

31-05-06, 01:51 PM	#4
cuffy Guest Posts: n/a	superb...i do like the silly ones

31-05-06, 04:22 PM	#5
rpwoodman Guest Posts: n/a	Best one for a long time

31-05-06, 05:15 PM	#7
Ed Guest Posts: n/a	Well I thought it was funny