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Sorry if this has been posted before, but having
Five grandchildren I can appreciate these. 1. Dear God please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda 2. Dear God, Thanks for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce 3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. Janet 4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me. Love Alison 5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene 6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita 7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and Im having a real hard time. Nancy 8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah best out of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn 9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis 10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does? Nathan 11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Norma 12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer 13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now? Billy 14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clarkton to a different summer camp this year, he smells funny. Peter 15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It worked for my brother and me. Larry 16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget. Mark 17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but something doesn't sound right. So, what do you say? Marsha 18. Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes. Barbara 19. Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business? Donny 20. Dear God, I don't think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I'm not just saying that because you are already God. Charles 21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? Jeff 22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really I am !!!! Frank And 23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Thomas |
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I am doing the best I can. Really I am !!!! Frank Like this one it sums me up ![]() |
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