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Old 05-06-06, 01:20 PM   #1
sharriso74
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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
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Old 05-06-06, 08:35 PM   #2
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Well I liked it!

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Old 05-06-06, 08:37 PM   #3
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El ordenador.
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Old 05-06-06, 08:59 PM   #4
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Rubber duck...I cant help it if I actually live in a place where the word is used on a daily basis now can I? Gillipollas!
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Old 05-06-06, 11:21 PM   #5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter Henry
Gillipollas!


Mr Henry! Go and wash your mouth out now young man!
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Old 06-06-06, 07:04 AM   #6
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My apologies!
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