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16-06-06, 10:41 AM
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One for the ladies
Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married:
"The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem ****ed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." |
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16-06-06, 11:01 AM
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16-06-06, 11:17 AM
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16-06-06, 12:10 PM
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ROTFL
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16-06-06, 03:44 PM
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16-06-06, 03:54 PM
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That I like!!
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16-06-06, 09:10 PM
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17-06-06, 09:09 AM
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17-06-06, 09:18 AM
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on the subject of nights out. do any of the other ladies on this site start undressing as soon as they come thru the door. you wake up in the morning and follow the trail of clothes. usually with at least one shoe outside the front door. handbag usually the hardest to find but mine is usually in the fridge where i stopped for glass of fruit juice before going to bed. or is it just me?
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17-06-06, 09:29 AM
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