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21-06-06, 03:13 PM
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How many musicians..
does it take too change a light bulb??
A one,two a one, two, three, four. I thank you 
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21-06-06, 03:16 PM
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Thats so stupid it made me laugh
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21-06-06, 03:19 PM
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groan
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21-06-06, 03:35 PM
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How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, two, one, two, one, two. (alternative answer: None, that's the lighting crew's job) |
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21-06-06, 03:39 PM
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My mate used to say "Icicles, ricicles, bicyles, testi........ng!" to try and catch folk out
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21-06-06, 03:41 PM
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How many folk singers does it take ?
One to change the bulb, and three to sing about how good the old one was . . . 
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21-06-06, 04:39 PM
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STOP NOW!
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21-06-06, 04:51 PM
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Quote:
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21-06-06, 06:21 PM
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How many SV650.org-ers does it take?
One to do it, three to post pictures of it, twelve to point out that it's a lamp and not a bulb, 100 to point out that there's an alternative way of changing it, 7 to say that they could have bought one cheaper off ebay..........etc........ Meanwhile the bugger who changed it is doing the sensible thing and is out enjoying his bike
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