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20-06-06, 09:35 AM
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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith to see about enlarging her breasts.
Dr. Smith told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub your nipples and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't do the little rhyme, she got right there in the middle aisle of the bus and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby asked, "Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's by any chance?" "Why, yes I am. How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock." |
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20-06-06, 11:52 AM
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lol :P
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20-06-06, 11:55 AM
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20-06-06, 01:38 PM
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Al slight amendment...
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith to see about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith told her, "Everyday rub toilet roll between your breasts several times and they will increase in size soon" She did this faithfully everyday for several months and nothing happened, she went back to the doctor and registered her complain. She ended it with "What on earth made you think that would work" He leaned close to ther ear, looked down her back and said, "It obviously worked on your R's" H ahaaaa BOOM BOOM 
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20-06-06, 01:58 PM
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"Hickory dickory dock."
Hey it's not working!! 
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20-06-06, 02:02 PM
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20-06-06, 09:09 PM
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Aha - I know that one...
"The boy stood on the burning deck.... fool!"
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20-06-06, 09:27 PM
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TO the original post...
I overherd some dhildren at my sons Nursary singing some nursary Rhymes  "Mary HAD a little lamb...... That'll teach her." "Little Jack Horner, Sat in a corner, Eating his christmas Pie, He stuck in his thumb, And pulled out a chainsaw, and said "**** me I could have chocked on that *******..!" Simple Simon met a pieman going to the Fair, Said Simple Simon to the pieman " What have you got there ?" "Pie's ******** !" There was an old lady who lived in a Shoe, She had so many kids, Her front bottom fell out.....
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