20 reason why I should rule the world

I'm going to rule the world, and I would like you all to sign up and join me.
I offer the following advantages.
1. One person to blame for all your problems, even if I tell you your all wrong.
2. No more wars, as there only one ruler.
3. No more religious problems, I'm god and you all bow down to me and I'm always right.
4. No more third world.. just one world... under my rule.
5. No more Royal family.. I rule they are nothing.
6. No more corrupt rulers... Just one big ruler.. me and I've got no one to be corrupt with.
7. No defence force as there is nothing to defend against. Invest the spending else where.
8. Huge police force, to keep you lot in line and get all those thieving little toe rags.
9. One language... Danglish. Everyone will be taught it.
10. No lower/middle/upper class. Theirs just you the rulies... and me.. the ruler.
11. Everyone drives on the left, everywhere.
12. One currency, Dounds
13. No company monopolies.. If I don't like it I send the lads in.
14. No world hunger, I will take from the really rich to give to the poor.
15. Extra lane on the motorway, just for bikes.
16. Planned colonization of Mars.
17. No Road tax.
18. No prisons, get caught, get sent to the moon penal colony, so to become Monstralia.
19. Drugs, stuff your body up as much as you like, but you won't get any medical support. Your choice.
20. I'm great....

Erm....

Er, 1984?

Originally Posted by Grinch

I'm going to rule the world, and I would like you all to sign up and join me.
I offer the following advantages.
1. One person to blame for all your problems, even if I tell you your all wrong.
2. No more wars, as there only one ruler.
3. No more religious problems, I'm god and you all bow down to me and I'm always right.
4. No more third world.. just one world... under my rule.
5. No more Royal family.. I rule they are nothing.
6. No more corrupt rulers... Just one big ruler.. me and I've got no one to be corrupt with.
7. No defence force as there is nothing to defend against. Invest the spending else where.
8. Huge police force, to keep you lot in line and get all those thieving little toe rags.
9. One language... Danglish. Everyone will be taught it.
10. No lower/middle/upper class. Theirs just you the rulies... and me.. the ruler.
11. Everyone drives on the left, everywhere.
12. One currency, Dounds
13. No company monopolies.. If I don't like it I send the lads in.
14. No world hunger, I will take from the really rich to give to the poor.
15. Extra lane on the motorway, just for bikes.
16. Planned colonization of Mars.
17. No Road tax.
18. No prisons, get caught, get sent to the moon penal colony, so to become Monstralia.
19. Drugs, stuff your body up as much as you like, but you won't get any medical support. Your choice.
20. I'm great....

Can't we have the penal colony on mars? It's further away. And besides, with the moon's gravity it would be WAY more fun, can't have the convicts having fun at our expense.

i just don't see you as a king


queen maybe

Originally Posted by Ping

Can't we have the penal colony on mars? It's further away. And besides, with the moon's gravity it would be WAY more fun, can't have the convicts having fun at our expense.

If enough people want it that way then Marstralia it will be...

Originally Posted by shutdown

i just don't see you as a king


queen maybe

I can do queen if you like.. I have no problem with being the cross dressin ruler of the world.

Got my vote.

Originally Posted by Grinch

I can do queen if you like.. I have no problem with being the cross dressin ruler of the world.

that seals it, where do i sign?

[jambo]

It's gonna take a lot of the defese budget to send people to mars.....

I've got to say no to this one, but I admire your ambition...