Son of their dreams- Joke.

An extremely wealthy and well connected Swiss banker had on the face of it everything he and his wife could wish for. Beautiful home on the outskirts of Geneva and a plantation type mansion in Barbados among many other things.

However they did not have the one thing that would have meant oh so much to them....a child of their own.

Over the years they had visited the best clinics in the world and tried all manner of fertility treatments in order to create the answer to their dreams,but all appeared lost. Until one day a doctor friend of their's called and mentioned a new but very experimental treatment a specialist was using in Siberia.

As a last throw of the dice they booked to go and visit the esteemed expert in Siberia and a course of treatment was undergone.

Soon afterwards it was confirmed that indeed the banker's wife was at long last "with child". They were delighted and set about creating the most wonderful nursery for their gift.

Well the big day arrived and the banker joined his wife in the delivery suite and dutifully mopped brow, pushed in support of her and blushed when she cursed under the strain of the contractions.

After what seemed like an age they were finally presented with their healthy baby boy. They were ecstatic, their excitement beyond control. They laughed like children such was their happiness. Until suddenly the banker noticed something on his new born son.

"What's that?" he said pointing to the boy's John Thomas. Before the specialidst could reply, he himself noticed something a little odd.

The boy had been born with with a 10mm screw thread with a nut at the bottom of it instead of the usual...well...willy! "My God is he handicapped does he have any other problems?" Cried the banker in pain.

A full series of test were carried out on the child and no other defect w as found,he was perfectly healthy apart from this odd appendage.

Well as the years went by treatment was sought,but with no success. Until finally they contacted a revolutionary surgeon based in Australia. They agreed to fly there with their son to discuss the problem.

During the meeting the banker told the surgeon that if he could correct this problem.....which due to the boy being 16 years of age....had grown to a nice healthy 30mm diameter with a now rather large nut at the bottom of it. He would pay him a $1million bonus. The surgeon was pleased to accept the challenge. Telling them that the removal of the nut was the most delicate part of the procedure and if they could get that right, the rest was relatively easy.


The day of the procedure arrived and the boy was wheeled in to the space age looking operating room which contained all manner of electrical gadgetry and machines.

A local anaesthetic was administered and with the help of his female assistant the surgeon wheeled over a strange looking machine with cables and LED's and control switches. It had a sort of cap on a flexible arm and this was lowered down over the boys "thing". When satisfied that all was in position the surgeon pressed a few buttons and it all began!

The flashing of lights,strange whirring noises and the odd puff of smoke and then silence.

The contraption was raised and moved away from the boy and as the smoke faded...it could be seen that the large nut had been removed!

The banker on seeing this whooped for joy. His son yelled with delight at the top of his voice and the surgeon stood with a grin just like the cat that just got the cream.

"I am so happy cried the banker,here son get down from there give me a hug!"

The boy undid the safety straps from the operating table and swung his legs over the side, and as he stepped down to the floor......













the cheeks of his **** fell off! :P :P :P :P

That is so not funny but I am now going to dry diet coke off the keyboard

Jdubya....It is a giggle innit? Jeez I was told that by my boss when I was 16! It still tickles me! :P

Aww come on, not even a titter from anyone else?

I don't get it?

[Spiderman]

OMG PH, how rubbish is that?

better version..

Little boy: Mummy can you change you bum?
Mum: what do you mean.
Lb: well does it come off? can you change it for another?
Mum: No son, dont be silly. Why do you ask?
Lb: Well i heard daddy tell the neighbour he's gonna screw the **** off the babysitter just as soon as you go out for the night.

rubbish.

fact!

I have an attention deficient disorder and lost interest hal..........

It's like working a Labour Club on a saturday night in here! :P

[tinpants]

Originally Posted by Law

I have an attention deficient disorder and lost interest hal..........

Now, thats FUNNY!!





Fact!